May 2012
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
laugh-all-night:
i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101
The awkward moment your daughter doesn't care... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
And you’re there like
“Who are you?”
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me: *blink*
parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO
“He stood waist-deep in the water for a few moments longer before climbing out...”
– The Book Thief, Markus Zusak (via eerriiccaaaaa)
me: i want a hot body
me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
Those days when you just feel like a dinosaur.
